The Procession of Your Mom's Equinoxes

"Your mom has been one of the most important people in my lives." "Your mom likes to come." "Your mom is too hot to eat."

What exactly is the fascination with "your mom?" The phrase turn-around trend has caught on like a fucking wild fire and its not letting go anytime soon.

Essentially, its a lazy, often filthy, tradition. One person will say a normal phrase in conversation, and the second person will repeat the phrase, adding your mom somewhere in the mix. An example would be, "I'll put it in the closet." "I'll put it in your mom."

This phenomenon has wrapped its greasy, wtfpwned fingers all over the youth of America. I sat down in an interview with Dr. P.J.Wowsanders, a leading leet Psycologist, to discuss these freak occurences.

"Kids are inherently attracted to their friend's mothers," says Dr. Wowsanders. "It's kinda like the Oedipus complex, only not really. Well, not at all. It's more like the movie Milk Money."

It stems, undoubtedly, from the "youngsters" need to relate to the older generation. Nothing bridges the age gap like filthy, paternally-abusing phrases such as, "Your mom is hot as hell today," or "I'll eat out of your mom's box." The understanding that is gained from making such a connection is invaluable. The end result, therefore, is enlightment, and isn't that what we want our nation's children to have?

"It is a tear-jerking scene," Wowsanders says, "when a little snot-nosed skater punk softens up to say he'd fuck his best friend's mom in the eyes. You can almost see tears."